That gleaming golden-hued idol of Donald Trump at the CPAC Conference sent me thumbing through the Bible I got for joining the Presbyterian Church in my early teens.
Commandment Two of the Decalogue (Revised Standard Version) admonishes:
“You shall not make for yourself a graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them or serve them; for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children to the third and the fourth generation of those who hate me, but showing steadfast love to thousands of those who love me and keep my commandments.”
The evangelicals loved the golden calf – er, statue
By all accounts, the larger-than-lifesize statue was a hit with convention-goers, conservative, white evangelicals among them. Arguably the most loyal Trumpians, they claim the Bible — notably the King James Version — is the literal, inerrant word of God.
But those of the Jesus-loves-me-but-He-can’t-stand-you persuasion eagerly worship a committed hedonist who prefers golf to church on Sunday. Trump has violated all 10 Commandments, according to Robert P. Sellers, a professor emeritus of theology and missions at Hardin-Simmons University’s Logsdon Seminary in Abilene, Texas.But, those of the Jesus-loves-me-but-He-can’t-stand-you persuasion eagerly worship a committed hedonist who prefers golf to church on Sunday – one who has violated all 10 Commandments.Click To Tweet
Looking at pictures of the Golden Donald, I suspected it was another spoof on gullible Trumpers. After all, there was precedent.
At the 2017 CPAC gathering, protestors passed out tiny red, white and blue Russian flags emblazoned with “TRUMP” in gold letters. When unsuspecting delegates waved the flags to show their fealty to their favorite president, it dawned on event staffers that the banners ridiculed the Trump-Putin bromance and they quickly confiscated them.
Zegan’s tribute to Trump shows a garish 45 with a big grin, while holding a Tinkerbell-type star-tipped wand in one hand and the Constitution in the other. He’s sporting a suit and crimson tie, clad in Stars-and-Stripes shorts and shod in flip-flops.The Trump statue wasn’t a prank. CNN’s Michael Warren reported that Trump fan Tommy Zegan made it to rebuke “multiple pieces of art mocking Trump.” You can’t make this stuff up.
In the CNN story, Zegan added that the statue is actually a replica of his real McCoy stainless steel “museum-quality” and “literally priceless” work tucked in a Tampa warehouse. He hopes it will be unveiled in the Trump presidential library. (The statue could go next to copies of Mein Kampf and The Turner Diaries and video versions of Birth of a Nation and Triumph of the Will.)
Meanwhile, Zegan interpreted the statue’s symbolism to Walker: “The coat and tie is the fact that he’s a professional, he’s a businessman. The red tie symbolizes he’s a Republican. The red, white and blue is that he’s a patriot. The fact that he’s wearing thongs and shorts is that he’s at the age where he should be retired. He should be at the beach right now.”
Nonetheless, Zegan enthusiastically vowed he’d vote for Trump if he runs again in 2024.
Or an appropriate symbol for Trump?
Unlike the golden calf in the Old Testament, the Trump one is only gold-painted fiberglass.
Too, like those red MAGA baseball caps, blue Trump flags, and a ton of other Trump stuff, the idol is an import. According to The Guardian, Zegan, an American, built the statue in Mexico, where he lives, and only gilded it in Florida.
The Guardian story recalled that Mexico “has been the target of much Trump racist abuse over his political career, and somewhere he has literally sought to build a wall against.”
In another story, Guardian Washington correspondent David Smith pronounced the idol “fitting because of the golden thread that runs through Trump’s career.” He cited that “intelligence dossier compiled by Christopher Steele, a former MI6 officer, contained the salacious – and still unproven – allegation that Trump watched sex workers perform ‘golden showers’ by urinating on each other in a Russian hotel room in 2013.
In 2018, the Guggenheim Museum in New York reportedly turned down a White House request to borrow a painting by Vincent van Gough and instead offered the administration an 18-carat gold toilet—an installation by artist Maurizio Cattelan.
The statue as metaphor for the GOP
“There are so many reasons why this is a perfect metaphor for the state of the GOP after the Trump presidency,” Zack Beauchamp wrote in Vox.
“The party sacrificed its commitment to political principles, including previously cherished ideals like free trade, on the altar of Trumpism. White evangelicals abandoned their alleged commitments to godliness in public servants and embraced a man accused of serial sexual assault who had an affair with a porn star and paid her hush money to cover it up. Conservatism, once seen as a high-minded intellectual tradition, became undeniably base and degraded in the Trump years.
“But above all else, the statue points to the way in which the GOP remains the party of Trump even after his presidency — gaudy golden aesthetic and all. The party’s base is so committed to the former president that they construct idols of him, literally, to stand up at their premier political conference.”
The jokes and slams were immediate
While the statue was a selfie-magnet for MAGA menfolk and womenfolk, a slew of Trump detractors lampooned it on Facebook and Twitter. Here’s a sampling from The Other 98% on Facebook:
- “Where’s Moses when you need him?”
- “Didn’t God say something about this to Moses & the Hebrews….”
- “The fact that they don’t find that ridiculous and embarrassing speaks volumes about the delusions of the radical right…”
- “Was it made out of his toilet bowl?”
This from the Twittersphere via The Hill:
I asked CPAC if they were afraid of offending God with a golden Trump statue and they said "Trump is God."
(I'm kidding, I think)pic.twitter.com/tW0zFobjyh
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) February 26, 2021
Its come down to this. Worshiping the Golden Impeached @ ACU https://t.co/q6VxHPUnQZ
— Al Cardenas (@AlCardenasFL_DC) February 26, 2021
Elsewhere on Twitter via Upworthy:
A golden statue of Trump is as good a summary of CPAC as one could possibly make. pic.twitter.com/tW0zFobjyh
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) February 26, 2021
— Eimhear Ó Dálaigh (@OEimhear) February 26, 2021
"So the republicans found a Bob’s Big Boy statue and brought it to CPAC. They took gold spraypaint and made it into an idol cast in the shape of a swine, fashioned as a tool. Then they said, “This is our god, who we brought out of Mar-a-Lardo.” Doucherotomy 666:45 (trump Bible) pic.twitter.com/6WOyNUwA2f
— 💀 Scary Larry 💀 🇺🇸🌊✊🏻🗽 (@StompTheGOP) February 26, 2021
GOP: “We are a party of ideas and principles. We are not just about the worship of one man.”
CPAC employee: “Hey, where do you want the giant gold statue of Trump?”
— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) February 26, 2021
Mark Twain anticipated Trump
The statue also reminded me of The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today, by Mark Twain with Charles Dudley Warner. Twain chose the title because “gilded” means superficial and tawdry like dull, worthless metal coated with a thin gold veneer to make it appear shiny and valuable.
Twain’s first novel, The Gilded Age was stinging satire aimed at crass, corrupt, money-grubbing businessmen and crooked politicians who dominated the late 19th-century.
“… Twain describes a culture and political system that enabled the election of Donald J. Trump,” wrote Donald Tiffany Bliss in The Mark Twain Annual. “… This provocative tale about Americans’ obsession with getting rich — greed and speculation in the financial markets and the influence of money and lobbyists in Congress — truly remains a ‘tale of today.’”
So does the story of Gilded Donald.
A final warning
Warned Beauchamp: “In the Bible, the Golden Calf story ends with a furious Moses destroying the idol — dumping its ashes into water and forcing the Israelites to drink it as punishment. In theory, the voters in 2020 could have been the party’s Moses, the loss of the White House and the Senate their bitter ashwater.