I’m trying to decide which old-time Kentucky expression works best for last night’s debate.
“Harris smacked him into the middle of next week” and “beat him like a drum” are two of the few family-friendly ones I know. Most of rest aren’t even PG. But I’ll clean those up.
I’m leaning toward, “Harris stomped a mudhole in Trump’s butt and stomped it dry again,” with “Harris opened up a can of whoop-ass on Trump” finishing second.
Obviously, Harris “flustrated” Trump. How badly did she flustrate him?
- “He couldn’t find his butt with both hands.”
- “Didn’t know his butt from deep center field.”
- And, "didn’t know whether to s___ or go blind.”
Of course, there was also the rampant lying by Trump. Some down-home descriptions of the amount of lies told by the Orange Fuerher:
- He “lied like a rug.”
- Similarly, he “lied like a dog.”
- “Wouldn’t know the truth if it bit him in the a__”
- And, “would’t know the truth if it hit him upside the head.”
And in the end, Trump got “madder than the nearsighted snake that fell in love with a garden hose.”
Can you think of others? Put them in the comments below.
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